Giving you this valuable piece of advice on how to have anal sex probably runs at cross-purposes to an article that is trying to dissuade you from doing just that, but my point is: The human body has a number of clearly defined entrances and exits. Where I come from, there's an old saying that is kind of the equivalent to the British one about watching paint dry which goes like this: " is like waiting the nine days it takes an ass to recover."Ī quick internet search just confirmed that this is exactly how long a butthole needs to rediscover its previous state of firmness and that, therefore, this is exactly how long you need to wait between any anal get-together. YOUR BACKDOOR WILL STAY BROKEN FOR A WHILE Which brings me to point number two (hahaha). Capacity at the butt party will very soon be reached and, tired of being knocked on constantly, your backdoor will break. Your anal cavity is a finite space and you're introducing more matter into it. Now, take this wonderfully cathartic feeling, multiply it by a million and then turn it into a negative by attaching a big, bold minus sign ( –) to the front of it.
Taking a long, hard-earned dump feels great, there's no question about it. The next thing you'll do is check out some porn, and then you'll ask a sluttier/gay friend who'll swear by it, and then you're sold: Yes, anal really is NBD, just another frontier you need to cross with your partner on the long road to "becoming one." There's nothing better, your friends will say, than letting someone enter a part of your body only the bottom of your toilet bowl has seen. And inevitably, whether those fantasies are more vanilla than the sex very boring animals have or involve rocket launchers aimed directly at your ass, the mere thought of anal is enough to make you cum like you're about to die. You start by introducing it to whatever you think about when you're horny and alone. Sure, once you've been on your first, or second, or third long-term relationship and have sweated over all those extravagant positions that are supposed to be delightful, over and over again, only to go back to settling for the same old missionary/girl-on-top/frombe routine, and he is whispering soft-spoken gibberish about how much he loves your bum… sure, in those circumstances, it sounds like the hottest thing in the world.Īnd you begin to consider it.